secret tweets from my first trimester
"I love these veggie chips! Let's get another bag."
"Get those veggie chips away from me. I can't even look at them."
"I'm really tired."
"Taking baby bump pictures during the first two months is for skinny girls. I've always looked about three months pregnant."
"Can you stop by the grocery store? I need something with cheese on it."
"Sweet Moses, I am so sleepy."
"Can we stop? I need to pee."
*crying* "It's the Olympics commercial where the little kids keep falling down, and one of them is crying. Then they become Olympic champions. It's just so moving."
(burp) "Excuse me. I'm so sorry."
"Can we stop off at McDonald's real quick? Real quick! I just need a McChicken sandwich."
(any time of day) Husband: "Hey, baby, what were you doing?" Me: "Napping."
(burp) "Excuse me. I am so gas-y lately."
"Awwwwwww!" (when I've unbuttoned my pants because my waistband is too tight when I sit down... in public)
"Was I just drooling?"
Husband: "We need to get you more sweatpants. Get a rotation going here."
~jennifer + 1